There’s a dog in this picture you’re welcome. 🐶 Also, I saw @snoopdogg post a meme about how the word “Mercedes” has 3 letter E’s in it and they all sound different... my life hasn’t been the same since. 🤯 Tag your squad 😈 #squadgoals#imhungry#instadog#puppy
Recently, I’ve noticed that people have been putting inspirational song lyrics as the new “basic white girl caption” thing to do on Instagram, so I thought I’d try it on this picture... Here goes nothing: “You shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s ok... Shake it three times, you’re playing with yourself. -Good Charlotte🤘😎🔥 Tag your squad 💁♀️ #squadgoals#couplegoals#musersquad
This caption is best read if you imagine Ryan Reynolds narrating it... so do that: So i was gonna take and post a photo that demonstrated how motivated I’ve been lately, but apparently, doing squats at the gym as your girlfriend forcefully spoon feeds you copious amounts vegan chili cheese fries in between your reps while your pet koala bear snaps pictures of you with a camera is “frowned upon” 🤷♀️ ... haters... ✌️😒 so instead, have this Facetuned photo that @skyefires took of me standing in front of a bunch of yellow spoons that are in the shape of a heart 💛🥄 #yellow#photoshoot#derp
Ya know, there’s not many things I regret in life... but if we’re being real right now... i really wish my first words to @daviddobrik weren’t “HEY!... uh... you’re @lizakoshy ‘s boyfriend, right?” 😅🤦♀️🤷♀️😂 #fbf
COME AT ME #INSTAGRAM 😈 I’m on a roll ✌️😎 #tbt to this iconic day with @travisbarker he is honestly one of the most down to earth, welcoming, and humble people i have ever met 🙌 2017 has really been one of the craziest years of my life. I’ve learned so much, I’ve gone through some of the highest highs, and some of the lowest lows. Can’t wait to see what happens in 2018 😍 #throwbackthursday
So this photo is the beginning of my new Instagram feed, right? Yet it’s a repost... because I’m too lazy to go take a new one... also, I’ve been trying to think of a great hashtag for this... but its too late for “man crush Monday”... too early for “throwbackthursday”... it’s a frickin Tuesday... and all i can think of was how great the vegan tacos i ate earlier were... so i guess #tacotuesday fits... right?