Im A Cyborg From Mars (@cashnoguchi)

Im A Cyborg From Mars
@cashnoguchi

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There’s a dog in this picture you’re welcome. 🐶 Also, I saw @snoopdogg post a meme about how the word “Mercedes” has 3 letter E’s in it and they all sound different... my life hasn’t been the same since. 🤯 Tag your squad 😈 #squadgoals #imhungry #instadog #puppy

There’s a dog in this picture you’re welcome. 🐶 Also, I saw @snoopdogg  post a meme about how the word “Mercedes” has 3 letter E’s in it and they all sound different... my life hasn’t been the same since. 🤯 Tag your squad 😈 #squadgoals  #imhungry  #instadog  #puppy 

Recently, I’ve noticed that people have been putting inspirational song lyrics as the new “basic white girl caption” thing to do on Instagram, so I thought I’d try it on this picture... Here goes nothing: “You shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s ok... Shake it three times, you’re playing with yourself. -Good Charlotte🤘😎🔥 Tag your squad 💁‍♀️ #squadgoals #couplegoals #musersquad

Recently, I’ve noticed that people have been putting inspirational song lyrics as the new “basic white girl caption” thing to do on Instagram, so I thought I’d try it on this picture... Here goes nothing: “You shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s ok... Shake it three times, you’re playing with yourself. -Good Charlotte🤘😎🔥 Tag your squad 💁‍♀️ #squadgoals  #couplegoals  #musersquad 

This caption is best read if you imagine Ryan Reynolds narrating it... so do that: So i was gonna take and post a photo that demonstrated how motivated I’ve been lately, but apparently, doing squats at the gym as your girlfriend forcefully spoon feeds you copious amounts vegan chili cheese fries in between your reps while your pet koala bear snaps pictures of you with a camera is “frowned upon” 🤷‍♀️ ... haters... ✌️😒 so instead, have this Facetuned photo that @skyefires took of me standing in front of a bunch of yellow spoons that are in the shape of a heart 💛🥄 #yellow #photoshoot #derp

This caption is best read if you imagine Ryan Reynolds narrating it... so do that: So i was gonna take and post a photo that demonstrated how motivated I’ve been lately, but apparently, doing squats at the gym as your girlfriend forcefully spoon feeds you copious amounts vegan chili cheese fries in between your reps while your pet koala bear snaps pictures of you with a camera is “frowned upon” 🤷‍♀️ ... haters... ✌️😒 so instead, have this Facetuned photo that @skyefires  took of me standing in front of a bunch of yellow spoons that are in the shape of a heart 💛🥄 #yellow  #photoshoot  #derp 

You know that level of iconic that Goku and Vegeta achieve when they do the fusion dance in dragon ball z?? This is definitely in the same league 🤘😎 #tbt @xkrissie #dab #mallofamerica

You know that level of iconic that Goku and Vegeta achieve when they do the fusion dance in dragon ball z?? This is definitely in the same league 🤘😎 #tbt  @xkrissie  #dab  #mallofamerica 

R.i.p. Grammy 😔💔 You were one of the most amazing people to ever live.

R.i.p. Grammy 😔💔 You were one of the most amazing people to ever live.

Ya know, there’s not many things I regret in life... but if we’re being real right now... i really wish my first words to @daviddobrik weren’t “HEY!... uh... you’re @lizakoshy ‘s boyfriend, right?” 😅🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂 #fbf

Ya know, there’s not many things I regret in life... but if we’re being real right now... i really wish my first words to @daviddobrik  weren’t “HEY!... uh... you’re @lizakoshy  ‘s boyfriend, right?” 😅🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂 #fbf 

I tried to post this once and had the most amazing and inspirational caption typed out and the app decided to hate me and delete it... but am i gonna let that get me down??... yes. #HappyNewYear

I tried to post this once and had the most amazing and inspirational caption typed out and the app decided to hate me and delete it... but am i gonna let that get me down??... yes. #HappyNewYear 

COME AT ME #INSTAGRAM 😈 I’m on a roll ✌️😎 #tbt to this iconic day with @travisbarker he is honestly one of the most down to earth, welcoming, and humble people i have ever met 🙌 2017 has really been one of the craziest years of my life. I’ve learned so much, I’ve gone through some of the highest highs, and some of the lowest lows. Can’t wait to see what happens in 2018 😍 #throwbackthursday

COME AT ME #INSTAGRAM  😈 I’m on a roll ✌️😎 #tbt  to this iconic day with @travisbarker  he is honestly one of the most down to earth, welcoming, and humble people i have ever met 🙌 2017 has really been one of the craziest years of my life. I’ve learned so much, I’ve gone through some of the highest highs, and some of the lowest lows. Can’t wait to see what happens in 2018 😍 #throwbackthursday 

HA! AN APPROPRIATE WEDNESDAY POST! LOOK AT ME! BEIN ALL PRO AT #INSTAGRAM AND STUFF! ✌️😎 #wcw #wce #womancrushwedensday @skyefires 🤗♥️

HA! AN APPROPRIATE WEDNESDAY POST! LOOK AT ME! BEIN ALL PRO AT #INSTAGRAM  AND STUFF! ✌️😎 #wcw  #wce  #womancrushwedensday  @skyefires  🤗♥️

So this photo is the beginning of my new Instagram feed, right? Yet it’s a repost... because I’m too lazy to go take a new one... also, I’ve been trying to think of a great hashtag for this... but its too late for “man crush Monday”... too early for “throwbackthursday”... it’s a frickin Tuesday... and all i can think of was how great the vegan tacos i ate earlier were... so i guess #tacotuesday fits... right?

So this photo is the beginning of my new Instagram feed, right? Yet it’s a repost... because I’m too lazy to go take a new one... also, I’ve been trying to think of a great hashtag for this... but its too late for “man crush Monday”... too early for “throwbackthursday”... it’s a frickin Tuesday... and all i can think of was how great the vegan tacos i ate earlier were... so i guess #tacotuesday  fits... right?

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