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Do you want to win my autograph on a Vitamin Well bottle? Follow @vitaminwell  and let me know which of my 387 goals is the best and why by commenting below! #vitaminwell 

There is more important things in life than football. Thank you for having me, @paulpogba  and @manchesterunited  #RoyalManchesterChildrensHospital 

Don’t answer questions that don’t exist. I’ll stick to Show your inner gold. #azbyzlatan 

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My game just leveled up! Zlatan Legends 2.0, our biggest update yet and Android users can finally try to beat me! #zlatanlegends 

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Match day. #azbyzlatan  #ad 

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Racoons don’t compare themselves to humans either.

My feet are firmly on the ground. Where else would they be?

If Zlatan is offside, you’re on the wrong side.

My horse is speaking for himself and only warming up. CSI YH Lier - Grande Dieni (6yo by Eldorado) 2nd place. @micholdelsignore 

Usually I’m the one who gets the award but tonight I passed on my jersey. These young guys are dedicated to the future of Swedish football. Congratulations Locker Room Ta...

Thanks to everybody that stod by my side for the last months. Thanks to my family, coach, teammates, Mino, Dario Fort, Dahan, Dr Fu, Dr Volker, Manchester utd and the mos...

We are Zweden @swemnt 

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We are perfect and we are not trying @anthony_joshua 

Join me at @zlatanibrahimovicparfums  to win the signed BLACK NOMAD Limited Edition Nr10. More information @zlatanibrahimovicparfums 

Now he cant run away. @d_degeaofficial  @ericbailly24  @manchesterunited 

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Watch out for this logo! Opening up my own Padel Zenters for all of you to enjoy and play. Make sure you follow @padelzenter  for the latest updates. We are coming to your...